13 September 2007

KNOCK KNOCK

Here is Anna's new knock knock joke...

Anna - "Knock Knock"
Me - "Who's there?"
Anna - "Gwape"
Me - "Grape, who?"
Anna - "Come in!"

She hasn't learned the art of a punchline yet, but it's still funny.

Then Hank told her this one...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

So Anna comes to me and says...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gwape.
Grape who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gwape.
Grape who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Come in!

This kid cracks me up!